dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

rosaparking:

H is for horny
O is for horny
R is for horny
N is for horny
Y is for yams

dirtyloveimagines:

thnksfrthbttfck:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

chewlou:

remember when harry was imitating zayns face

did anyone really realize how accurate he was

luxurycruisinglarry:

illkeepyoumylarrylittlesecret:

but guys…

one day, this will be considered ‘fetus direction’…

MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN. 

badwolflaurel:

somethingsarenotuptous:

quirkycat:

badwolflaurel:

• 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
• Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
• Well That Escalated Quickly

“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me. 

Someone make a book cover please.

checkmatey:

this is literally college just so you know

Niall’s kiss you solo - Cardiff (c)

ziallfornication:

Niall’s reaction to his friends’ sign

hethah:

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me 

Both

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

rivalhyuu:

tumboy:

So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play. 

I didn’t.