my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
H is for horny
O is for horny
R is for horny
N is for horny
Y is for yams
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
remember when harry was imitating zayns face
did anyone really realize how accurate he was
one day, this will be considered ‘fetus direction’…
MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN.
- 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
- Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
- Well That Escalated Quickly
“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me.
Someone make a book cover please.
this is literally college just so you know
Niall’s reaction to his friends’ sign
does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina
i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play.